Friday, October 5, 2007

The coup d'tat has been televised

Please, somebody help me! I can't stop watching Glenn Beck, Joe Scarborough and Bill O'Reilly! I am drawn to them like a fly on a hot, steaming pile. But, unlike the fly, I am not enjoying the experience. When I watch these vipers I feel dirty, my skin crawls, my blood pressure rises, the feeling of dread frequently overwhelms me. Perhaps I should take some Prozac like the commercial says.

I know I should banish my TV. Take it out to pasture. Scream at it. Shoot it. Give it a befitting undignified burial. I should have complete and utter contempt of the de-illuminating box; after all, one can only tolerate so many missing blondes, microwaved babies, and mushroom clouds over Beck's head. But, sadly, and maybe insanely, I am compelled to watch the nightly macabre stage shows; after all, how else will we get clues as to what the madmen have planned for us.

Prozac please!

Question: why won't the REVOLUTION BE TELEVISED? THE COUP WAS in vivid detail. Two majestic towers hit by lightening from the sky; people falling; the crown topples -- 9/11 is the trump card of change. We will be forever changed. The master magician has played his hand. It is up to us to interpret the card properly.

Will we?

Maybe Better Bad News has some answers for us in modern-day news vernacular, i.e., random verbal chaos with occasional truth smattered in. Their motto -- "half true more or less 100% of the time." Enjoy.

REPORTS OF NEO-CON MILITARY COUP UNLIKELY IN US MEDIA



Ahh, it's all beginning to make sense now.

3 comments:

Anon-Paranoid said...

I bet drug addict Rushbo knows.

God Bless.

BetterBadNews said...

HEADLINE: MEDIA COVERAGE OF MILITARY COUP MISSING TWO TAGS: MILITARY+COUP

SUBHEAD: CHANCE TO GET IT RIGHT COMING SOON.

The Sea Dreamer said...

You know, Redpill8, this internet chatter about a possible military coup in the USA misses one important point - no-one politically incorrect, no matter how good a soldier, rises above the rank of colonel. Remember Col. Hackman.

So we don't know who these men are, or will be. Maybe they don't know, themselves, yet. Look out for the Colonels.