Wednesday, November 4, 2009

A Message from V about Vaccines


My name is V, a humble vaudevillian visage who has vowed to warn the viewer that it is verily certain that villainous vermin will attempt to vaccinate you with a venal virus which verily will leave you vapid and vanquished and a viral delivery vector.

By device of venomous lies under a veneer of verisimilitude these vile vipers will vouch that such vaccine is of virtuous validity. The people must be vigilant and vow not to become vexed by their voodoo and victims of such vulpine vandalism which will vitiate their vitality.

You must be a vanguard of valor and virtue, the voice of the vox populi to vanquish these venal vulpes by exposing the non-veracity of such verbiage and the vile violence of involuntary vaccinations.

Verily, this votive is not in vain. You valorous citizens will be vindicated by such volition, thus vouchsafing that the people will not veer into the vortex of vacancy, thus validating our victory.

Be vocal! ~ V

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IBM Internal Document Outlines Knowledge of Planned Pandemic With 100% Certainty

"Services & Global Procurement pan IOT Europe, Pandemic Plan Overview,"an official inter-departmental document was distributed to upper-level management of IBM, France in 2006. Disclosed in this secret document was the prediction of a "planned" pandemic described as having a "100% chance of occurring within the next 5 years."